Roleplay fight mistakes!

1. Thinking that vampires can be vegetarians and only drink animal blood. And are good. Ffs I'm moving this to the top of the list. #number one
2. Squeezing through a door, gap or wall of big gritty orcs, without actually describing the attempt to do so.
3. Getting knocked unconscious and then rejoining the fight several emotes later.
4. When in a fight, your friends suddenly arrive! Which is great... except you asked them to oocly and gave them your location and the number of fighters... and their weaknesses... and - Okay basically Meta.
5. Automatic crossbows!
6. Automatic normal bows!
7. Blades are able to lock other blades in place like some sorta clashing razor sharp magnet!
8. Trying to fight a godmodder... big mistake.
9. Magically knowing someone is behind you!
10. Magically knowing someone is casting a magical spell behind you!
11. Magically knowing anything is behind you!
12. Taking too long to die.
13. Rolling around in full plate armour and somehow being full of energy still! :D
14. Full paragraph of speech whilst spinning on the stop, giving a backflip, kicking them in the face with a round house whilst simultaneously dodging all their attacks.
15. Not describing how somehow you're able to jump /and/ swim in your full body armour.
16. Breaking into a heavily guarded location, complete with iron bars, and not explaining how you did it, or saying you randomly broke through the wall with a pick axe and several hours of rofled time.
17. Spying on a group without saying you're there, spying on the group.
18. Engaging in a fight without any sorta strategy or formation.
19. Not paying attention to the environment you're in.
20. Stabbing someone with a knife, when they're wielding a sword/spear/axe, or basically anyone with a longer ranged weapon than you, and expecting to easily get up close to make it effective.
21. Using a stick against an axe...
22. Praying.
23. Using magic in close combat without any symbols or hand gestures??? Fus Roh Dah!
24. Thinking you can take down a group of people on your own that are clearly not noobs.
25. Thinking you can't take down a group of people on your own that are clearly noobs.
26. Thinking you'll actually get to fight a group of noobs, instead of the actual 30 min conversation about how their characters are not lore compliant, or they're breaking twelve of the rules and have reported them.
27. Telling people you're an assassin? Gg.
28. Logging out to avoid death, injury or being captured and telling them that your internet crashed.
29. Logging back into the same situation five minutes later and finding those same people surrounding you waiting to cut off your arms and feed them to you.
30. Expecting to get let in through the front door of a secret hideout with all your weapons and money.
31. Extending your arm out when casting a spell. Slash. Merlin the one armed wizard!
32. Shaking hands with someone who attacked you just a moment ago. Hello world of pain.
33. Being a vampire and expecting people to take you seriously when you tell them you're the oldest vampire in the world.
34. Being a vampire without reading any lore.
35. Relying solely on sheer strength and speed than any strategy.
36. Not realising longbows are designed to pierce through plate armour.
37. Assuming killing blows actually immediately kill. "Haha I shot you!" <Is shot back> "F-fuuuu"
38. Being a mage and fighting with a sword?
39. Being a mage and spending ages charging a powerful spell that then misses.
40. Being a mage and fighting someone with a bow.
41. Not realizing that if you have a secret weapon, your enemy probably does too.
42. Not thinking up an escape route or strategy.
43. Being a super dodgy person that dodges!
44. Making a crude easy to avoid attack and then complaining when your attack is avoided.
45. Thinking you can easily hit an un-armoured person with a long range weapon.
46. Talking oocly all the time throughout an rp.
47. Poisoning every weapon you own, carrying a million daggers and having several grenades you just so happen to need at that moment in time! Convenient! :D
48. Wrist blades! (I take it back if you've got an approved character)
49. Never taking hits.
50. Never giving your opponent a chance to make a full response.
51. Refusing to become a prisoner ever.
52. Thinking that a chair isn't a weapon.
53. Thinking that a frying pan isn't a weapon.
54. Fighting in a bar with a weapon. Booo. Fist fight!
55. Trying to kill someone because they called you fat or insulted you.
56. Fire mages can only cast fireball!
57. #feelsnopain. No. Go die. You do not just ignore pain. For gods sake. Kill me now.
58. Major injury noo... it's okay I'll be fine tomorrow.
59. Getting hit by a cannonball.
60. Relying solely on your career as an assassin or mercenary for money.
61. Being a low born with no affiliation to any sort of militia, somehow owning a full suit of armour.
62. Thinking smoke is only poison.
63. Doing four attacks at a time. Gum gum... gatling gun!
64. Super heavy shields. Shields aren't fully metal a lotta the time. Most have wood somewhere, and layers.
65. Heavy armour makes me invulnerable to slashing weapons. <insert trollface here>
66. Accurate cannons.
67. Dodging arrows. Medieval matrix mode activate.
68. Dodging attacks from behind.
69. Thinking that wood suddenly becomes ash when subjected to flame. Has anyone tried to build a campfire before. That wood is bull***t!